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~Shannon~

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Hello,  PILLOW HUMPERS!!  Today is your lucky day!  Logan is going to get you “layed”. Okay, now, calm down!!!.  I don’t want you blowing your load from thinking about getting pussy and you are going to want to keep your head clear!!

Okay, you jerk off junkie, go ahead.  You have three minutes to tug your hard on.  Get it out of your system, you will need to keep your head pretty clear.  There is a lot of construction to be done.  What?  You didn’t think I was actually going to get you a pussy from a real woman did you?  Sorry, my little two pump chump, I was just thinking you were maybe getting a little bored of your fist. So, its time  for a new jerking device!!   You are going to be fucking a potato chip can.  Get it?  You are going to get “layed”! **giggle**
You are much better staying home grabbing your new homemade toy and paying for phone sex, you little Jerk Off Junkie.  First you will need to do some shopping.  Here is your list:

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Wow…..and here I thought I’d heard it all, seen it all, and made pathetic little bitch boys DO it all LOL!!!

I got a call the other night and he tells me he’ll do ANYTHING. I’ve got my girls over and all of our eyes light up evilly….we look at eachother, smirking, and I put him on speakerphone so he can hear us all say, “Anything??” Man oh man, not only was he on the phone for almost 2 HOURS (THAT’S Devotion!!), are you ready for this? We had him drinking what, when, and how much we all wanted, and THEN we had him piss in a couple of cups!! Think that’s kinky? Oh please, listen to what happens next…..this is NOT for the faint of heart!

So me and my girls are sitting in my living room, laughing our asses off at this guy and he’s LOVING it! SO. He tells us he’s got….oh, I don’t know, something like 5 glasses of piss. We giggle, thinking up things for him to do. Well the first thing I have him do is CHUG one. He wants humiliation? Honey I’ve GOT it for him!! We laugh as he tells us his mouth tastes like piss, and I shoot back that he deserves it, little slut that he is. Next I made him gargle with the next half cup. We couldn’t stop laughing at this guy, and he was getting off on 5 hot girls listening to him use his own piss as mouthwash! I made him save one full cup in the fridge for the next time he calls. The last two, I had him go to his bathroom and get in the tub. First cup got used as lube….poured over his hard cock and balls to dribble down his thighs and pool at his feet. The second cup? This is the grand finale everyone….I made this sorry excuse for manhood do his own herbal essences impression, using his piss as a rinse!!!!!! OMG I thought I’d die of laughter!!! It was AMAZING. Think you’ve got that level of humiliation in ya? CALL ME!!

So really, when I say “any fantasy, from mild to wild, in between and beyond”? I totally mean it. Trust me, I can handle it….with finesse!! You want your ass savagely plundered by my black rubber strap on? Coming right up. Want me to tie you to the urinal in the men’s room at a club and hop up onto the sink, showing my sexy stocking’d legs as I command you to suck any cock that walks in the door? MMM! Love it. Sometimes I have friends over for the sole purpose of laughing at YOU! Just drop me an email and we’ll work something out.

Last but not least, I’m not a Domina all the time. I recently had a call to be a sexy babysitter….mmm THAT was fun!! I do fantasy calls all the time…..love it!! Like I said, I’ve done almost everything there is to do, and am comfortable talking about it ALL….call me and let’s have some fun!!!

Talk soon

~Joni~

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Hello Boys….listen up!

Does your blood begin to simmer when you think of a sexy woman grabbing you by the hair and grinding your face into her boyfriend’s crotch? Do you sport the beginnings of a RAGING hard on when a girl tells you your pencil dick couldn’t satisfy a POCKET PUSSY? What about BBC? Do just those LETTERS make you weak….yeah, you know what I’m talking about…BIG. BLACK. COCK.

What about humiliation, domination? Does the thought of a strict Domme in leather and latex, tying you down and spanking your butt-plug stuffed ass until it’s red and raw, and then reaming you hard with a strap on dildo….does that turn your crank?

Or maybe you’re more into some of these: Slinking home from the gloryhole, mascara smudged, cock dripping, belly full of salty-sweet man juice. Wondering if those around you, who see you day to day, know you’re a Gloryhole SLUT. Perhaps you take it all the way and, nights home alone, no one but you and the mirror….you become a slutty SISSY whore. From the top of your wigged head to the tips of your four inch heels, with makeup, bra and panties in between, simpering and begging for someone to make you their whore.

I know you’re out there….you Sissies, BBC lovers, cumdumps, fagsluts, small dicklets, subs, and everything in between. And let me tell you, I. AM. “her”. The woman that features in your fantasies. The one who makes you suck her black boyfriend’s dick? That’s me. That sexy girl in the club who seduces you back to her house and then humiliates your tiny pecker? Right here baby. That Domme with the expansive leather wardrobe and even more mind boggling toy/torture tool collection? You’re reading her words. All you have to do is pick up the phone.

And for those of you who aren’t into those fetishes? Well the above is just the beginning. I do it ALL. No fantasy too wild, no idea to mild, nothing out of bounds or off limits. You want a blow job? I’ll describe to you the most intensely pleasurable experience you can imagine. You want to make ME your whore? Baby I’m the bonafide Switch, and I’ll beg and whimper and scream until you can’t cum anymore. Anything you want. You want to just talk? I’m ok with that too! I’m a college student, I’m educated, and totally willing and capable of having an intelligent conversation.

I am:

The sweet, sexy yet innocent girl of your wettest dreams, and the strictest Domme and cruelest Humilatrix of your darkest nightmares. The epitome of the sexy college girl, complete with going out clubbing with friends….but I’ll bring them all back home to laugh at you. The sweetest most subservient submissive….and the worst Mistress you could ever secretly hope for.

There is NOTHING I don’t do, nothing I won’t try, and very little I haven’t done already!

It’s all up to you, guys. I’m waiting by the phone…..don’t make me wait in vain…

Talk Soon,

~Joni~

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